Chuck: Guess who? HAHAHA. Hey, when are we supposed to get that check for the last T-Mobile commercial? It hasn't cleared my bank yet and Vinnie from the Bellagio is sweating me.
Dwyane: Not sure, my agent handles that. My ex is taking half of it anyways.
Chuck:You could always come out to Vegas with me and make it back. All you need is one hot hand in a dice game, baby, and you can turn it all around.
Dwyane: I'll pass. You need help.
Chuck:Your right. I need help with all this fine ass trim in this bar! I've never gotten so many free drinks! Why don't you fly out tonight, yall ain't playing tommorrow anyways. I got some cougars over here.
Dwyane:Can't. Hanging out with Gabby tonite...well, what do they look like?
Chuck: Well, they're no Star Jones, LMFAO, but one of them can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Dwyane: ......
Chuck:Man, you need to learn how to take a joke. You were more fun when you were married. Anyway, I'm about to go round the block and let this girl try and get in my Fav Five.
Dwyane: You got a driver?
Chuck: Man, I don't need no Gawd Damn driver! I'm Charles motherfucking Barkley! They love me in Scottsdale! Besides, I drive better while in the pursuit of some downtown lovin' for the little Chuckster. LOL.
Dwyane: Turrible.
3 comments:
Good Barkley impersonation. Of course, he has more personality than we could every impersonate, but it was good nonetheless.
Turrible. Now get me them socks!!!!!!!
^I'm guessing that is the work of BET?
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